10. You Pick Them Religiously
It doesn’t matter if you are driving, listening to your kid’s piano recital, or sitting on the toilet—your hand is in your mouth no matter what.
9. Your Daily Soundtrack Includes Teeth Songs
You start your day with Lady Gaga’s bad-girl meat song, “Teeth,” as your brush yours in the morning. You play “Smile” throughout your lunch break. On the way home from work, you play “Animal” and scream “Take a bite of my heart tonight!” at stoplights and gawking pedestrians. You also write your own biting ballads and perform them at local bars on weeknights under the stage name “Teether.”